Fuck you FIA, we'll do doughnuts on a helipad, your fines are irrelevant

"Biased Plies" (biased-plies) 10/31/2013 at 13:18 • Filed to: Formula 1, Vettel, FIA, Tips

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Red Bull's response to the FIA fining Vettel for doing doughnuts in celebrating his 4th F1 WDC title. This is David Coulthard doing doughnuts atop the Burj Al Arab luxury hotel, 210m (689 ft) in the air.

Pretty badass if you ask me.

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For Sweden > Biased Plies 10/31/2013 at 13:23

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A retired driver in a retired car isn't much of a response.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Biased Plies 10/31/2013 at 13:26

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And then suddenly, the throttle gets jammed...

Biased Plies > For Sweden 10/31/2013 at 13:29

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It's probably not actually a direct response to the FIA, more of a publicity stunt, I just wrote that for fun. Still cool though.

Dusty Ventures > Biased Plies 10/31/2013 at 13:52

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If I were David it would have gone like this:

"David! David! We got fined for Vettel's celebratory donuts, we want to stick it to them by having you do donuts in a high visibility location!"
"Absolutely, I'd love to stick it to the FIA! Where are we going?"
"The helipad atop the Burj Al Arab hotel. Over 200 metres up! It's going to be incredible!"
"Oh... um... gosh... you know what? I just remembered, I'm super busy that day. Which day is it?
"The 30th."
"Yep. Soooooooo busy on the 30th."
"That's ok, we can reschedule it to-"
"I'm super busy that day too."

Victorious Secret > Biased Plies 10/31/2013 at 13:54

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Remember, the FIA fines for good reasons.

They think of the children.

Won't anyone else think of the children?

ATX211 > Victorious Secret 10/31/2013 at 13:58

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Dude. They don't care about the children. F1 cars don't even baby...bro.

ATX211 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 10/31/2013 at 13:59

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I'm so scared of heights, that this is literally the first thing I thought of.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Biased Plies 10/31/2013 at 14:32

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WTF? Is it just me or was the guy right at the end of the video carrying a fire extinguisher and a SKIL SAW? Why are you carrying a Skill saw?

Never mind, it appears to be a leaf blower which makes much more sense.

Casper > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 10/31/2013 at 15:01

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Then you just keep doing doughnuts until bored, then turn the kill switch off lol.

Z_Stig > ATX211 10/31/2013 at 16:07

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Yea, they do......put the kiddies in the side pods.

ATX211 > Z_Stig 10/31/2013 at 16:27

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Do you have any idea how dangerous that would be?? Think of the children!!

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 10/31/2013 at 16:41

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The funny part of this is if I didn't watch F1, I wouldn't know why a leaf blower makes sense.

Ignorance of NASCAR is a Jalopnik Trophy > Biased Plies 11/08/2013 at 18:20

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Vertigo just watching that ... talk about steelies ...